Fanny

A fanny pack wearer

is a stylish money bearer,

a purveyor of fine fashion

who makes people stop and starer.

A fanny pack a day, they say,

keeps woes and worries far away;

off in the fanny pack dimension

wearing one inhibits tension.

Strap one on and soon discover

fannies shift Banal to Mother.

What shall you keep up in your fanny?

A little ghost, some cash, hand sani?

So sew your fanny pack today!

A handmade fanny is the way.

Fast fahion? Fuck it!

Wear around a handbag bucket.

Trinkets, snacks, small friends all fits,

a fanny wearer is the tits.